Sexual intercourse, usually used to describe said act as served to a man by a woman. Made famous by the British comedian 'Jethro'.
I was round the back of the chip shop in Bodmin and the owner's daughter popped out and gave me a portion.
by recruitingofficer October 07, 2005
1. Noun: The amount of weed you have bought is your portion.
2. Verb: To portion is to divide weed between people.
2. Verb: To portion is to divide weed between people.
1. That was an amazing portion, we got 50 joints out of it.
2. Shall we portion out the weed man? I've gotta go in a minute
2. Shall we portion out the weed man? I've gotta go in a minute
by Aidan Brooks June 01, 2005
Term for collective things between couples.
From kissing to mastubating to oral sex all the way through to full sex.
Used to be unspecific about whats gne on
To have portions on someone>
From kissing to mastubating to oral sex all the way through to full sex.
Used to be unspecific about whats gne on
To have portions on someone>
by Jellybean October 03, 2003
A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.
Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
by KhaleesiofRivia March 07, 2021
Be jealous of the meal that other people have in a restaurant when comparing to your own meal. It happens mostly in a situation where you order something new while your friends stick to what they know to be good or vise versa.
"I'm having the shrimp cocktail for a starter. I want to try something new although a caesar salad that you guys are having might cause me to have Portion jealousy."
by Ooks April 23, 2013