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The combination of a kick-ass porch and a relaxing patio where shenanigans happen.
So we were chillin' on the portio, when all of a sudden a raccoon jumped on my friends head and stole his Bell's Two Hearted!
by Snickers1990 February 12, 2015
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Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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