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a primary school in MK full of spastics and dickhead teachers who beg parents for money. the old headteacher mrs santomor was a silly little bitch who was an alcoholic who kept bottles of whisky in her damn teddy bear.

i feel bad for the silly little cunts who attend that shithole
friends of portfields school? more like fuck off portfields school
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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