To be fucked in the ass while you sleep

Verb. Interrogated by U. S. Congresswoman Katie Porter

A verb (pronounced "Porter-ing") that describes when a person plays a multi-player video game (such as Halo or Smash Bros.) and sits on the sidelines while the other players fight and kill each other. When only 2 out of all the players fighting are left, the one who took this action tends to win because he did not do anything and angers the other players.

Someone that where's tight shirts, does over a 100 arm curls a day and murders music.

This guy is quite literally one of the best people you will ever meet in your life. He has a great sense of humor and will laugh with you for hours. There is a specific amount of people that he cares about and if you are one of those people, he makes you feel very special. Not only does he have the best personality but he is one of those "really attractive without even trying" people. He is really sexy! But also cuddly and cute.

I'm sure you can be as lucky as i am and meet a Porter.

a sexy, smart, nice person, who is a non stop party goer, who has many friends, who laughs a lot, is always happy, and makes a lot of jokes.

A guy who is a major asshole, who knows just the right things to say and do to get under your skin, and he’s annoying as hell. But he’s also one of your best friends and you love him a lot, and would do absolutely anything for him.