A clumsy fuckhead who always makes the most stupid mistakes. A real thicc child. Also a real cutie who gives mad head. A porter's clumsiness is enhanced when their first name is Matt.
Guy1: "oh damn! I spilled my beans all over the floor"
Guy2: "bro that was such a porter move,"
Guy1: "I know I'm such a porter"
Guy1: "I still get bitches tho"
Guy2: "No you don't."
by porterlover123 February 11, 2020
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An employee at a car dealership, usually relegated to the service department to wash cars or to the sales department to supervise the lot. Generally considered to be the lowliest position at an automotive dealership.
Those porters can't wash a car to save their lives.
by deloreanman14 February 12, 2007
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One who cleans or removes waste while being topless.
That porter who took my beer looked ripped.
by Albert G July 21, 2009
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An inefficient path to your destination based on poorly conceived calculations; going out of your way or taking a more time-consuming route

ORIGIN: Driving through Atlanta traffic during rush hour when trying to get from GAINESVILLE, FL to Athens, Ga
Where have you been? It's the 4th inning...did you take the Porter Bypass?

I've got a lot of time to kill, so I'm going to take the Porter Bypass.

I think we can beat them, it looks like they're taking the Porter Bypass.
by Victor Cromwell January 26, 2009
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A handsome bitch from a boyband PRETTYMUCH, the oldest of them all. He is talented, awesome, artistic, motHERFOOKING EVERYTHING MY LOML . Deserves the world, and deserves a long-ass verse 👑
HEY! AUSTIN PORTER CAUGHT A LIZARD Y'ALL!
by droptopyellow October 31, 2018
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One of the best MC's to ever do it. Best known for his rap battle with Envy, which ended in a controversial 2-1 decision for his opponent. Currently waiting in the cut, getting ready to release his mixtape that will shock the world.
"I'm the best mayne- I diiid it." - Eli Porter
by Eli's #1 Fan April 15, 2008
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