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Portales is a small town on the Great Plains of New Mexico. We are known for our college, peanuts ,and also dairy’s. The people you might find vary in every way, their is a majority of really good people that you find more here than anywhere else but on the other hand there are the bad people which u would find anywhere although it’s a small town if you have just arrived you will hardly know everyone or meet the whole town. There’s lots of mystery behind portales and lots of tweakers but it is a comfortable place to most. For it feels so much like home. Even though it has its times
I’ve been through portales before it’s a small town.
Portales doesn’t have much to offer but maybe I want to settle here when I’m older

Did you here about that guy who got arrested in Portales.
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