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Screwing up a computer so bad that it's only function is a giant paperweight
His computer was port-fucked by the repair shop
by LandLine June 29, 2006
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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To rape as of anally, or by insertion to or penetration of the anus with a long sticklike object.

Sodomy.
Dude I totally portfucked this hot bitch last night!
by Hitmen May 31, 2004
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