Port-Abort, or portable abortion, otherwise known as the Dyson Vaccum, is an abortion solution invented and popularized by James Dyson with the goal of sucking your shit off the floor when it accumulates to the point the FBI stages an investigation on your house due to the suspicion they could find a historical monument buried under it. Theres an on button and an off one. You know what to do.

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.