Porno mustache

1.It's that thing that Dr.Phil and Gunther has. The type of neatly groomed mustache that sometimes leads into a beard.

2. Looks like it came out of a 70's Porno.

Man. Look at Mr.Smith he has a Porno mustache .

by whatifspacesdidntexist March 31, 2009

70's porno mustache

When s man's pubes were huge and unshaven like in old porn

Tim's bush was so big he had a 70's porno mustache

by Gold barz July 26, 2016