The act of visualizing sexual acts or mentally stripping the clothes off someone of the opposite sex.
Cute guy, i can imagine such a fine ass without the jeans on.. damn! I better stop porno-thinking.

Dude, she's got such nice boobs, i can't help porno-thinking when she's around.

The way that guy keeps looking at me, I bet he's porno-thinking.
by KC Fedora May 28, 2011
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Mama June has an orgy with three offenders on meth
Mama June and three offenders with plenty of meth made a low budget porno. It became an instant horror cult classic. It was titled Mama June porno or the Creature from Black Lagoon gets down with The Meth Heads.
by queensbury kid September 30, 2021
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When you're in a Zoom chat, and you hear a porno playing in the background, but you don't know who's watching it.

When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.
Zoom User 1: What are those strange noises?

Zoom User 2: Mystery porno. these happen way too often.
by Based Cringe Based Based August 17, 2020
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Used when referring to the pilot of the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure being posted on PornHub (no longer available as of 2020)
by Suburban Middle School Kid December 14, 2020
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the kinky shit you watch on some shitty ass hentai site when ur close to ending your live and most of you parents have some form terminal brain cancer
UR An asian fatty who watchet to much octopus porno
by Sand Digger in Africa November 30, 2017
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