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1. A tomato or other vegetable similar to a tomato that has distinct sexual Characteristics.

2. A vegan or other food challenged individual that performs sexual acts with vegetables.
1. A Tomato that has boobs, such as Vegina the famous pornmato with really hott and perky boobs.

2. I am vegan and love pornmatos especially firm unripened ones.
by JokersTShirts September 24, 2006
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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