Something that teenage boys stay up late watching and jerking off.
Why did Derek fall asleep in class??

He was watching porn last night.
by Molly M. October 03, 2007
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what your school teacher look at when they say they are correcting tests
Mr. J had some major porn pictures today in class.
by Llamaduck June 19, 2008
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Really you're really searching up porn on urban dictionary right now, you know what it is hell i know what it is so does your mom, dad, uncle, sister, friends etc. SO MANY OTHER WORDS AND YOU CHOOSE THIS TO SEARCH....YOU SEARCH UP PORN...are you really that bored, if you're that bored go to an actual porn site.
A: I just got done beating my meat to porn, it was great.
B: I'm literally on the toilet why the fuck are we talking about this get the fuck out of here.
by smashinggish June 11, 2019
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peas and corn mixed together in a bowl
this porn is great and fresh!
by Bo Endean July 04, 2006
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Porn is a conspiracy created by the Viagra company, they know to much porn can make women around men inferior. This makes men end up needing Viagra just to get aroused. I know what I'm talking about, I use to get aroused by girls all the time, now I'm addicted to Viagra. The best thing to do is to stop watching porn and masturbating altogether otherwise you'll turn into a Viagra head.
It's been revealed that porn addicts who need Viagra will face stiff penalties.
by trying_harder December 02, 2008
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