When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.
My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared
by Basileusoftheworld December 09, 2015
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A woman with small hands. Women with small hands are ideal in pornographic images and videos because their daintiness make the man's penis appear larger.
Did you see that girl in Titty Titty Gang Bang? Her porn hands really complimented all 12 cocks around her.
by pedobeaver February 19, 2011
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Hands that are extremely small, akin to the hands of typical female porn stars whose small size accentuate the size of the male porn star's member.
1. Check out that girl. She's got porn hands.
2. The Tyrannosaurus Rex is one of the few dinosaurs that had porn hands.
by ft555555 March 04, 2014
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1.)To have hands that could be used in porn, namely involving hand jobs or fingering.

2.)To have the hands of the tuba-playing Marie.
Bruce:Dude, Marie has some serious porn hands!
Jason: Porn hands? What are they and what are they used for?
Bruce: Why don't you ask her yourself, she's totally showing off.
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a girl who has hands so small that they make any dick look huge.
damn girl, you got such porn star hands!
by optionaljoystick January 09, 2012
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Porn that has been previously used by someone you know, which is then given or referred to you.
Neil: "Yo man, I jerked a big one to this girl that was Mexican or some kind of Spanish! You gotta peeps it!"

Dave/Pete/Alex: "Nah man I don't tug it to second hand porn!"
by MUSTANGSBLOW March 31, 2011
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When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.
I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.
by Basileusoftheworld December 09, 2015
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