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Pork-la- noun
A creature of unknown origins. Can be heard howling or gagging in the night.

Its appearance cannot be comprehended.
" I heard howling and gagging in the night.. could it be a Porkla? "
" Could be. I'd move if I were you. "
by Taznixx October 11, 2020
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A term used as a euphemism for an inhumanly large dildo a man wants to shove up his ass.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, I have a porkla you could put up your ass if you want."
Guy 2: "Sick, I've gotten so bored of regular dildos and really wanna try fitting a porkla in me."
by CatSuccer December 04, 2020
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A term used as a euphemism for an inhumanly large dildo a man wants to shove up his ass.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, I have a porkla you could put up your ass if you want."
Guy 2: "Sick, I've gotten so bored of regular dildos and really wanna try fitting a porkla in me."
by CatSuccer December 04, 2020
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