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Pork-la- noun
A creature of unknown origins. Can be heard howling or gagging in the night.

Its appearance cannot be comprehended.
" I heard howling and gagging in the night.. could it be a Porkla? "
" Could be. I'd move if I were you. "
by Taznixx October 11, 2020
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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A term used as a euphemism for an inhumanly large dildo a man wants to shove up his ass.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, I have a porkla you could put up your ass if you want."
Guy 2: "Sick, I've gotten so bored of regular dildos and really wanna try fitting a porkla in me."
by CatSuccer December 04, 2020
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A term used as a euphemism for an inhumanly large dildo a man wants to shove up his ass.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, I have a porkla you could put up your ass if you want."
Guy 2: "Sick, I've gotten so bored of regular dildos and really wanna try fitting a porkla in me."
by CatSuccer December 04, 2020
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