a phrase used to scare off boys, this works with mid-ulster boys. it’s also just a lovely phrase to use when having a laugh with your friends. works perfect as a code name.
him : “awh yeah i’m a pig farmer
you : “mr porky haha”
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Favorite snack of Tommy Casswell, second to cheese-queefies.
"I like, no, LOVE beef-porkies so much I decided to post it on Rohans wall, from his own account, I know crazy right!"

"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"
by someteameight? December 15, 2009
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Overeating, drinking and being a total pig while staying at an all inclusive vacation resort
Bruh trally packed on the pounds while he was a resort porky..
by KImCobain June 06, 2016
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When you steal another players kill once you down them.

Also shagging your own sister
He took my kill!!!
He's doing a porky
by AndiZiad May 27, 2019
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To receive felatio from a girl directly after she regurgitates her consumption of the evening.
Man, that ho booted all over the place then sucked off Mike. I never figured he'd go for a Jax Porky!
by Shy Needwood January 10, 2007
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