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A normal, non-erect penis that can easily flop around freely. Usually visible on track runners.
"I could totally see Larry's porkhorn flapping around when he went on his morning jog"
by Stephiepoo March 10, 2008
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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