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A person with a huge willy, seems to get no girls buts gets in their panties especially if their name is Michelle
Michelle: Porkey has the biggest wang I have seen

Friend: Omg let me get some

Michelle: Grr all mine
by BigPotPorkey February 03, 2020
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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little choad or a very tinny dick,wang,ect.
linda said. "billy has a porkey."
by kilo230 March 17, 2006
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A man with very large genitals. Also used to call someone out for their pp size.
Selena: hey! You hooked up with sam last night right?
Alexa: yeah! He's got a porkey!
by UwU big pot February 02, 2020
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