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A person with a huge willy, seems to get no girls buts gets in their panties especially if their name is Michelle
Michelle: Porkey has the biggest wang I have seen

Friend: Omg let me get some

Michelle: Grr all mine
by BigPotPorkey February 03, 2020
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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little choad or a very tinny dick,wang,ect.
linda said. "billy has a porkey."
by kilo230 March 17, 2006
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A man with very large genitals. Also used to call someone out for their pp size.
Selena: hey! You hooked up with sam last night right?
Alexa: yeah! He's got a porkey!
by UwU big pot February 02, 2020
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