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A pork sandwich is when you have sex with a woman in the morning and then another woman in the afternoon and then end up with the first (original woman) again at night.
The woman you originally have sex with in the morning and later that night is the bun. The afternoon piggy is the meat. Hence the name, Pork Sandwich.
The woman you originally have sex with in the morning and later that night is the bun. The afternoon piggy is the meat. Hence the name, Pork Sandwich.
Bro 1: Hey man, what did you do yesterday?
Bro 2: I totally crushed a Pork Sandwich!
Bro 1: Whoa, what piggies did you crush?
Bro 2: My side girl was the bun and my gf was the meat.
Bro 1: I am impressed, you fucking dirtbag! Excellent strategy, sir!
Bro 2: I totally crushed a Pork Sandwich!
Bro 1: Whoa, what piggies did you crush?
Bro 2: My side girl was the bun and my gf was the meat.
Bro 1: I am impressed, you fucking dirtbag! Excellent strategy, sir!
by Ed Douchington, Esq. July 24, 2017
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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The pork sandwich consists of having a sexual encounter with two obese women. The pork sandwich could potentially be the end result of a long night of hogging.
by E-Nasty November 12, 2007
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Giving sexual intercourse. In reference to providing a dick but can also be used by bitches but that's kinda silly :)
1. Yo bro, what you do with Shanice last night? Dogs, I gave her a pork sandwich.
2. Yo bro, you give that bitch a pork sandwich? Yes, I did.
2. Yo bro, you give that bitch a pork sandwich? Yes, I did.
by Robert Pruitt January 02, 2013
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The act of combining two people's (of opposite sex) genitalia; the male being the pork (Penis) and the female being the two slices of bread (Labia), to make a sometimes but not always, amazing sandwich.
George: Hey bro, did you see that shone kitten I brought back to the Slam Castle last night?
Eric: Hell yea, I heard you guys in there makin' pork sandwiches!
George: That's right. I took her to pound town, she said thats where she wanted to go.
Eric: Nice..
Eric: Hell yea, I heard you guys in there makin' pork sandwiches!
George: That's right. I took her to pound town, she said thats where she wanted to go.
Eric: Nice..
by nitegames3 June 06, 2011