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My Vegan boyfriend's coming over tonight and he's bringing the Pork Salad.
by Miz Larreau March 29, 2009
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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When the male squirts at approximately 20-30mph. Then the female gets all sorts of meats and shoves them in between her cheeks (not the face). Then the meat and squirt combine to make the ultimate appetizer. The "Pork Salad"
girl(greg): "baby, im so hungry."

boy: "would u like Pork Salad?"

girl(greg): "yah sure, but you'll have to help me swallow all of it."
by Kieren **** January 28, 2009
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