Short, somewhat cute, chubby nerd girls who make homemade porn. Sometimes simply called porgs or less commonly porg stars.
Velma is a total porg!

Put on these glasses and we'll make you look like a porg star.
by Rap Scallion December 15, 2017
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A porg is slut who lights their panties on fire

Verb- having sex with lighter fluid and having a literal cum explosion in a women's Virginia
Adverd- a fucking machine of monstrous proportion, a person who loves cock to such an extent to were anyone who crosses its path will be sure to be made into a women
Daym stop porging out all over the couch

what the fuck porg stop biting
by Porgo Porgo April 12, 2019
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Also called porge and feathering this punishment is reserved for those geeks who, knowingly or not, dropped a spoiler or caused mass casualties in a community. Proper technique includes using DeadPool juice for an adhesive but raccoon sperm could also be used in a pinch. Porge feathers are extracted using only the force and a paper shredder which also helps control their population.
Yo! Did you hear theirs a porge and feathering going on outside the theater? I guess some dousche nozzel is walking around playing Last Christmas and saying something about Luke at the end of episode 8. Grab a raccoon and funnel let’s get down there!!!
I’d say we porg and feather that little bastard for replacing the Lora Croft look a likes with those fat girls trying to strip at the company picnic
by Porgthis December 22, 2017
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A kobold insult. Roughly translated, “porg duhʼ mundee” means, “your mother is a bare-handed wiper of halfling bums!” As far as Kobold insults go, this ranks as one of the worst.
porg' duh mundee, now you die, human adventurer
by Son of a Goblin Hooker January 02, 2021
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a situation where you are sitting around a campfire with 10 or more porgs staring and squawking at you while you try to devoure one if their own kind.
"Uh, Dave. iI think we are being porged right now."
by TYGRplaz January 23, 2018
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