A prickly porcupine is when a man shaves his beard and a woman shaves her vagina. They wait until they both have stubble before the man goes down on the woman and just rubs his face against her until a burning sensation happens.
Rob gave me the prickly porcupine and it was splendid and horrible at the same time!
by AmnestyBadger69 December 23, 2015
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You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.
You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

Your friend: LMAO WHAT
by Zelda_. April 15, 2020
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A promiscuous female or male homosexual who has partaken in a high volume of penile penetration.
If that chick had as many dicks sticking out of her as shes had in her she'd be a dick porcupine.
by Fireman Dan February 24, 2020
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When you take public transportation in Harlem and get stabbed.
The other day I took the 51 and got the spanish porcupine. Now i'm here in the hospital with a deep stab wound.
by Greg & Rob October 29, 2015
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A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.
They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.
by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016
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to suck the dick and balls of a extreme harry dick. often involves gagging on the dick and balls at once / aka deep throat.
danielle swallowed a porcupine of a big black guy last night in the room next to mine, i heard here gagging and coughing while he was moaning.
by tommytigger December 02, 2011
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This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020
Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate
by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020
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