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When you have excessive pubic hair that is extremely thick and straight to the point that they are essentially quills and poke your partners eye out.
last night my tinder date had some porcupenis. That's why im wearing this eyepatch.
by ChaddehBoii August 11, 2018
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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When a man shaves, trims, or manicures his pubic region such that the hairs are short and prickly, causing discomfort.
Danny did some manscaping yesterday with the #2 clippers. I'd bet the Prius he's suffering massive porcupenis today.
by slanted April 05, 2011
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