Urban Dictionary: Porched

To jab someone really hard in the penis.

Phil was porched so hard that his dick almost fell off.

by norcher January 16, 2015

Get the mug

Get a Porch mug for your brother-in-law Georges.

Overpriced ass dragger, Old man car.

Yo that kids cobra ate that weak ass porche for lunch!

by porcheeater June 16, 2008

Get the mug

Get a Porche mug for your dad Georges.

porch a girls wet slipper vagina

I ate that girls porch out so good she screamed and her mom walked him and asked for a 3 sum

So I ate her porch too

by Johnny .G April 15, 2019

Get the mug

Get a Porch mug for your dog Beatrix.

a large stem found in a bag of marijuana

This bag of weed sucks! It's all seeds and porch builders!

by spielhorst February 03, 2010

Get the mug

Get a Porch Builder mug for your Aunt Riley.

An intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his/her porch

Jessie's husband in The Walking Dead is a porch dick to Rick

by Fluck Duck March 08, 2015

Get the mug

Get a porch dick mug for your father-in-law Georges.

Person or persons who steal packages off of unsuspecting customers porches or front door areas.

"Man, I just got my shit stolen from a porch pirate"

by DigglerOU812 December 08, 2011

Get the merch

Get the Porch Pirate neck gaiter and mug.

A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.

"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"

by Arrty March 08, 2015

Get the mug

Get a Porch dick mug for your Uncle Trump.

• © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request

• © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request