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A porch is a construction usually external to the walls of the main building proper, but may be enclosed by latticework, broad windows, screen, or other light frame walls extending from the main structure.
by Curtiss66 October 30, 2016
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Used to describe a person or his/her actions as lazy, trashy, unattractive, materialistic, good-for-nothing, cheap, of lesser quality, or simply anything that the name-caller feels is below his/her own personal beliefs and values in life.
E.g., "that girl is so porch" could mean this girl did a number of contradictory things or lives her life in a number of ways including the following:
(1)dressing/acting like trash,
(2)not hooking up with you,
(3)blowing your uncle,
(4)believing anal sex = virginity,
(5)throwing up on herself at a bar,
(6)shitting herself at a party after taking too much GHB, or
(7)being lazy, spoiled and unproductive while being banked by daddy.
(This term is applicable to both men and women.)
by Gabriel Cash May 05, 2006
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To chill outside and have a heart to heart with a homie
Josh: "Hey wanna come over and porch?"
by Sassy Starr May 05, 2017
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The "porch" is the steel grated platform at either end of a 48.( A 48 is a kind of freight train car that is known and recognizable by tramps and Graf artists)
"we were riding a freight train through the desert at night and we just sat on the porch and drank wine"
by Beau Coulon January 07, 2008
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massive bi and tri man with little penis and sucks his own cock and likes men
Did u see that gay guy, what a porch.
by cradbro May 05, 2010
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To jab someone really hard in the penis.
Phil was porched so hard that his dick almost fell off.
by norcher January 16, 2015
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