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Riley jumped up from his chair spewing expletives, his butt cheeks clenching as a rather painful porch cramp affected his asshole.
by T Bubala November 28, 2011
Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019