Pretty much the most underrated starter ever. Seriously, this thing is a friggin' clown seal. Who wouldn't want those, and why isn't this adorable little thing not getting any love?

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.

The most hated pokemon starter ever.