Ultimate Sith Lord.
Darth Benedict or Emperor Palpatine in disguise
rose to power after throwing Darth john paul down a mine shaft.

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

Our Sovereign Pontiff and Lord Pope Benedict XVI(aka, the omniscient "Darth Benedict"/"SithEmperor"), Successor of Peter, Prince of the Apostles, Vicar of Christ, Visible Head of the Church on Earth & Father of Princes and Kings: Only He has the Will and Power to restore Western Civilisation & Christendom.

Lving proof that that the Germans are still moving in on former Polish held Territories.

1. Possibly the worst pope of the modern age. He's ultraconservative, a fur-wearer, a former Nazi, and lets celibate freaks in funny clothes molest and/or rape children, especially boys.
2. Someone who massively resembles the Sith Lord.