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Chad: what do i eat in the movies?
Joel: uhh, popcorn of course?
Chad: COP PORN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Andrew: dumbass he said popcorn..
Logan: Chad go get a hearing aid.
Joel: uhh, popcorn of course?
Chad: COP PORN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Andrew: dumbass he said popcorn..
Logan: Chad go get a hearing aid.
by a wild bandaid May 05, 2017
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Popcorn is a seed with a little man on the inside. When it is heated, the little man on the inside gets mad. Very mad! So mad that he bursts! Which results in the poped corn. However, this isn't the end of it. Popcorn always gets revenge on its murderer by clinging on to the back on your throat when you eat it. This results in an itchy awful sensation on the back of your throat.
by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 21, 2020
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A term commonly use on social networking and message boards during disagreements to announce that the speaker is deriving amusement from the altercation. The term also indicates that the speaker is not otherwise going to participate in the argument. It is used by itself as an interjection or as part of a phrase that indicates the speaker is going to sit back and enjoy the show.
Bob1329: You're an idiot! That cup is red!
Alex the Tetrachomat: No, you're an idiot. Your brain perceives the cup as red!
SquiddleFishMan: Where did I put my popcorn?
Alex the Tetrachomat: No, you're an idiot. Your brain perceives the cup as red!
SquiddleFishMan: Where did I put my popcorn?
by RabuRabuHotelBot November 18, 2016
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Popcorn is a form of weed that started in West Dallas. It's just as strong if not stronger then "The Chronic". A couple of hits of that shit, and you're gone !
by Dat_OakCliff_Nigga June 29, 2006