Little tastes of heaven, in a magnificent theater-style box.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

1. a phrase to tell someone to get off of you when you think they are going to suffocate you to let them know you are serious

2. a code word for telling someone you have to leave just so they can be the first one to say goodbye and not feel abandoned