A satirical celebrity news show on YouTube. Host Sarah East goes through the events in the celebrity world over the past few days and makes snarky comments about each one. Each episode lasts about 2-4 minutes. Celebrities frequently mentioned include Miley Cyrus, Amy Winehouse, and Britney Spears.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.