Definition: the only kid-friendly hotel to stay in inside Disney World that doesn't cost $5000.

- it has a "through-the-centuries" theme, which is pretty dumb because everything is shaped like a bowling pin or a messed-up flower.

- everything's also big and neon and screams at you, which makes you want to stab yourself everytime you go in.

- even though it's all big and giant-looking, once you get within 20 yards of the place you'll see it hasn't been cleaned in years.

- if you've ever gotten food at the food court, you know what i mean when i say you'll never want to again.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20