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Act of going to the toilet to sleep when you are at work
"Man, I am so hungover and sleepy.

You should just have a pooze"

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"I'm so tired, I need to go for a pooze. I'll come back and give the secretary a strawberry shortcake"
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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It means the same thing as ''pussy''
That guy is such a pooze. He's scared of his own shadow
by Da_Rick_no_Ross December 05, 2012
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A lanky ball player, usually the softest on the team, who has an unlimited supply of bad jokes.
"Pooze, lookin super soft man."

"Batting ninth, and warming the bench, Pooze!"

"His names Rory"
-Pooze's mom
by Ricky Rimmer June 08, 2009
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Pooze
/Poooo-zzzzzz/
noun
noun: Pooze; plural noun: Poozes

Often seen at boat shows or private clubs a Pooze is a person with an exaggerated respect for high social position or wealth who seeks to associate with social superiors and will often do anything be considered an affiliate of the wealthy.

Often a Pooze will participate in figurative dick sucking though may actually go for it if it means they will make a social gain.

A Pooze also dislikes people or activities regarded as lower-class, as it is likely a reminder of their true selves.

A Pooze will often attempt to demean people they assume to be of a lower social status

A person who believes that their tastes in a particular area are superior to those of other people
“That Pooze may not have sucked the rich guys dick to sell that boat but he probably held it in his mouth for a little while”

“Most yacht brokers are Poozes”

“A Pooze cares who your dad is”
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a compound word formed from the words poo and ooze. It is the verb used to describe the act of poo oozing out of ones anal cavity, notably while the pants are still intact.
"His mud-butt started to pooze"

"His constant poozing brought suspicion to bystanders that he may have soiled his trousers"
by Mr. Poozer July 14, 2009
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Slang term for cocaine that originated in Mckeesport,Pa
Got any Pooze?
by Jkrack412 June 07, 2021
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