a girl who looks good from the back, but when she turns around, is really ugly.
you're at a party and you see a girl talkin to her friends. she looks good from the back, but when she turns around, she is a pooter.
by MaStEr IrOc December 21, 2008
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The badassest, gangsta trippin'est cat ever to have walked the face of this earth. Formerly fed by Dave Ross.
There is only one example, gotta see him live.
by The Dave October 03, 2004
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A plastic container with two tubes attached. One is sucked on, and the other is pointed at whatever you want to suck into the container.
"See if you can get that bug with your pooter."
by Rastapopolus March 07, 2005
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A portmanteau of Poop and Pottebaum, used too indicate severe phallic-licking to the point of being a cock-teether. Primarily used when referring too Brian Pottebaum, Boulder, Colorado.

Other variations include: Poo-Ta-Ta, Poo-Bear, Poo-Bomb.
1. Where's Pooter at?

2. Don't be such a Pooter.
by T. Riad April 21, 2005
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A pooter is either 2 cheeks on your face or your arse.
Which ever 2 cheeks you decide are your pooter's, they become your pooter's. Pooter.
Hey, your pooter is on your face! Wtf, mines on my arse.
by Yopootersrok101 April 16, 2010
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The pooter makes the most realistic fart noises known to man. The pooter is used to get funny reactions out of people.
Hold the pooter in your hand and squeeze it as you walk by someone They will either look, become disgusted,or walk away real fast, and possibly all of the above and more!
by The World Famous Pooter September 24, 2008
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