Urban Dictionary: Pooter

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You're all wrong. Pooter is not the definition for pussy, it is the definition for an asshole. if poot means to fart, then the pooter is the thing that creats the poot.

" the girls pooter smelt like dog shit while i was fucking her last night"

"did you just poot?"

by meatmusket46 July 21, 2009

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Carpe DM

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.

by LolWut098 December 30, 2020

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pooter

slang term for your A-hole.

When the river runs red, take the pooter trail.

by Christopher james bueler February 22, 2005

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pooter

redneck term for pussy

girl, i need some pooter.

by peter parker April 30, 2003

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pooter

release of gas. Like a fart. Often used in Hawai'i as a slang word.
can be used as a verb. 1. pooted. 2. poot.

Guy: *fart*
Girl: OMG did you...just fart? i can taste it! gross!
Guy: nooooo
Girl: OMG YOU DID YOU TOTALLY POOTED. you're such a stinky pooter! how could you poot on me!

by grumpypooper October 03, 2011

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pooter

Kentucky slang for computer.

The pooter is broken,it won't turn on.

by ck October 13, 2002

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pooter

is a slang term for pussy

Her pooter smells like rotten piss.

by James McDowell March 13, 2005

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