Urban Dictionary: Pooter

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You're all wrong. Pooter is not the definition for pussy, it is the definition for an asshole. if poot means to fart, then the pooter is the thing that creats the poot.

" the girls pooter smelt like dog shit while i was fucking her last night"

"did you just poot?"

by meatmusket46 July 21, 2009

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dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

by ecogoth December 30, 2020

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pooter

slang term for your A-hole.

When the river runs red, take the pooter trail.

by Christopher james bueler February 22, 2005

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pooter

redneck term for pussy

girl, i need some pooter.

by peter parker April 30, 2003

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pooter

release of gas. Like a fart. Often used in Hawai'i as a slang word.
can be used as a verb. 1. pooted. 2. poot.

Guy: *fart*
Girl: OMG did you...just fart? i can taste it! gross!
Guy: nooooo
Girl: OMG YOU DID YOU TOTALLY POOTED. you're such a stinky pooter! how could you poot on me!

by grumpypooper October 03, 2011

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pooter

Kentucky slang for computer.

The pooter is broken,it won't turn on.

by ck October 13, 2002

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pooter

is a slang term for pussy

Her pooter smells like rotten piss.

by James McDowell March 13, 2005

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