1. When a person is so full from eating that they are unable to move or do anything. This is commonly done on Thanksgiving. 2. When a person is sitting or lying around doing nothing and is stricken with complete and utter boredom. This usage of the word is highly prevalent in Duluth Minnesota.
1. I'm so full and sleepy from eating all that turkey, I think I need to lay down and poost for a couple hours. 2. God I'm bored, I've been poosting around my house all day!
by poostypat June 02, 2010
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The shortened form of the word "Poosta." Used when...when it just feels right.
1. "Hey man, I heard you banged my mom at that party last week!" "Yeah, haha, I poosted the poost outta her."

2. "Sorry, Harvey, but you do, in fact have thyroid cancer. Additionally, you are deaf now for reasons unbeknownst to modern medical science." "Aw, poost."
by Alex Leon December 07, 2010
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To post on a forum or message board while at the same time excreting fecal waste.
Hey guys, just so you know, I'm poosting this response just because you mean so much to me *Ass Wipe Break* where was I?
by AjaxtheGoat November 04, 2009
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To gently blow on a beverage or food item that is too hot to eat.
person sips hot chocolate and burns tongue
"Oh it's too hot, I'll just poost on it."
by MaizDaiz5 May 10, 2010
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"Today I couldn't make it to the bathroom and I poosted my pants."
by pirt dept. September 13, 2006
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A post on a forum that is utter crap (poo).
I knew Jack was truly a pooster when I saw his latest poost on our forum
by Squidburger September 17, 2008
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The act of blowing on hot objects, particularly food, to cool them.
The soup was so hot, I needed to poost on it to eat it.
by Shaizard August 14, 2019
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