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A clear, half-liter or gallon plastic container that would normally hold milk, orange juice, or chocolate milk, is converted to a reusable water jug.
John: "Hey dude, can I have some of your gatorade?"
Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"
John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."
(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)
({ Next day at Practice)
Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"
John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"
...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born
Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"
John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."
(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)
({ Next day at Practice)
Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"
John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"
...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born
by fellowman12 January 25, 2011
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021