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During the sexual act of 69ing, while the girl is on top being pleasured by the male she then poops on the males face/mouth. It can either be planned or not.

This word can also be used as a filler when you have nothing else to say. It is definitely a party pleaser.
"Hey Jack how was your date last night?"
"Hey man, It was going great until she Poopty Nined me."
" Uhhhh Gross man!"

"Babe get in here! I want a Poopty Nine the crap out of you! Literally!"
by HK da QQ January 16, 2010
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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