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An extremely redundant word used by stupid people to describe poop. In fact, it isn't a real word
by Yellow corn man December 19, 2009
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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A poop turd is merely a double noun... or adjective, depending on how you want to use the words. Regardless, a poop turd is someone who's a theif, pilferer, bugger, or shamus.
That filthy 'lil poop turd was stealin' my bagels!
by Gerald McBoingboing July 17, 2006
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