a)Noun;A relatively abnormal excrement that is awkwardly designed to resemble other things. This is used mainly by politicians to substitute the presence of a friend (but not limited to).

b)Noun;A Log which is oversized having smooth texture around its surface, usually assembled prior to use (but there are several occasions in which it isn't).

A cool person not giving a crap about anything.

When you didn't mean to poop... but you did.

Another word for fart

Whilst pleasuring a female with your fingers and you accidentally slip. Finger in her butt.

an oopsie but with poop

A more g rated version of shart