doing well, rockin', beating everyone else

Not really doing much of anything, although putting on the pretense of being involved in gainful activity.

The act whereby during ejaculation, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. It is wrongfully assumed as an indicator of latent homosexual tendencies.

the games on your cell phone/iPod (brick breaker, solitaire, etc.) that are only played when you are using the restroom for extended periods of time.

a trumpet added to either an electric or acoustic guitar

Your so stupid that you pooped 12 seconds after you last big poo.

The Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)

To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)

or the Shitler

Origin:
The Vladasmear Poopin is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.