by Allie Weber May 24, 2005
Originates from "coomin stoolin" wich is a slang word for stealing a cows powder. First mentioned in Diction*arium, a jackbox Game.
Mostly used in German Urban regions
Mostly used in German Urban regions
Person 1: Ayo, did you see Clim poopin whoopin yesterday?
Person 2: Yes! He surely is the coomin stoolinh guy.
Person 3: 🥶
Person 2: Yes! He surely is the coomin stoolinh guy.
Person 3: 🥶
by DerEchtePhilosHelmWilhelm February 15, 2022
When your friend locks himself out of his house in the rain for the 12th time this week and calls you for help
"Wow bro, you're really poopin' the goose"
When your friend gets an F on ALL of his finals
"I cannot believe you're poopin' the goose so bad!"
When your mom forgets your favorite flavor of Jell-o at the grocery store
"Mom, you're truly poopin' the goose today"
"Wow bro, you're really poopin' the goose"
When your friend gets an F on ALL of his finals
"I cannot believe you're poopin' the goose so bad!"
When your mom forgets your favorite flavor of Jell-o at the grocery store
"Mom, you're truly poopin' the goose today"
by ashep91 March 3, 2023
Not really doing much of anything, although putting on the pretense of being involved in gainful activity.
by brainz November 8, 2001
The act whereby during ejaculation, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. It is wrongfully assumed as an indicator of latent homosexual tendencies.
Jack : Oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.
by peter peter armpiteater November 27, 2013
the games on your cell phone/iPod (brick breaker, solitaire, etc.) that are only played when you are using the restroom for extended periods of time.
Person #1 - I have to use the bathroom
Person #2 - Would you like a magazine?
Person #1 - No, that's quite all right. I have some poopin' games on my Blackberry.
Person #2 - Would you like a magazine?
Person #1 - No, that's quite all right. I have some poopin' games on my Blackberry.
by Son Bon November 26, 2010
The Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)
To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)
or the Shitler
Origin:
The Vladasmear Poopin is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)
or the Shitler
Origin:
The Vladasmear Poopin is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
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by King Philly July 11, 2009