person 1: Where you been all night bro?
person 2: I been taking a phat ass poopie sorry.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

mommy i poopies on the dog.

" Can you tell us the area of this rhombus Jimmy?"

...."poopie"

I went poopies. Poopies in my pants. Poopies for you.

oh, who's my little poopie? who is it! oh it's you! you're my little poopie woopie! oh yes!

I wish I didn't ask my girlfriend what takes her so long in the bathroom because she sent me a poopie.