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Having a poo and a pee at the same time.
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Guy #1: Dude, I totally need a number 1 and 2 on the toilet...

Guy #2: Oh, you mean 'poopee.'
by Reddyyyy October 25, 2010
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When you urgently got to poo and pee at the same time
Dude, I really gotta poopee

This is beyond number 2, this is poopee
by whatsittoya2009 November 06, 2009
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This is when you have anal sex and the girl or boy in some cases didn't clean out their trunk before you started,which results in poop getting mashed so far up your penis hole that the next time you take a pee you pee out poop
Drew was getting her anal brutalized, when suddenly Destry had to take a pee he than noticed he was poopeeing

Tanner was getting it up the butt by Alex shortly after he was poopeeing all over the place!
by B man the baller January 01, 2010
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Poop is impossible without a little bit of pee, hence the term poopee.
"I sat to poop and of course I also had a bit of pee come out, so yeah i did a poopee."

"Every time I go to the bathroom I try to poo and not pee, and guess what, it is fuckin impossible...challenge"
by Jahbudd September 05, 2013
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When you squeeze a poop out to bad, you pee, even if you already peed.
poopee both squeeze booty poop
by Anonymology November 24, 2011
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(Pronounced to rhyme with 'toupee') The result of having poo smashed into your hair, usually at the end of a prolonged night of drinking and/or other debauchery.
I mashed poo in Bob's hair. Gave'm a Poopee.
by Eggs Over Hard September 08, 2007
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That small amount of piss that you can feel in your bladder, but it won't come out the conventional way. Your only choice is to sit down and release it in a few forced squirts at a time, all while causing a bowel movement.
Damn, I need to piss with effort, but it'll move my bowels. This is gonna be a poo pee session.
by twizzlord August 11, 2017
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