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{poop-kras-tuh-neyt}
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.
Shut up, Man! Can't you see I wasn't able to poop long enough to poopcrastinate my problems away? Now I need to procrastinate by pontificating on the topic of poopcrastination!"
by I did this. March 01, 2018
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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When you are doing work/homework and you go to the bathroom for a really long time to procrastinate on your work.
Mom: "What are you doing! Your supposed to be doing homework"
Me: "I'm in the bathroom!"
Mom: "Oh, stop, don't poopcrastinate."
Me: "I'm in the bathroom!"
Mom: "Oh, stop, don't poopcrastinate."
by MeredithBVB June 11, 2012