When a dried flat clump of shit falls off the bottom of your shoe and the imprint leaves a waffle shape.
Hey tell your friend Vito he can't come over anymore, he keeps tracking poop waffles in my house
by snazzyypp January 17, 2015
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When one takes a massive poop in the shower and proceeds to waffle stomp it down the drain.

Poop waffle
Bro, I just stomped a massive turd down the drain and made a nice poop waffle.
by Testicularism November 09, 2019
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