An evil unicorn made in the ass end of hell, come to invade the pastures of Unicorns and spread its evil poopness
(Adjective)- Poop Unicorn- a person that is differnt than everyone else, is outside the norm, and may be considered evil
(Adjective)- Poop Unicorn- a person that is differnt than everyone else, is outside the norm, and may be considered evil
by The Unicorn Specialist February 03, 2012
A large assortment, about twenty or more of colorful gumballs all fused together through chewing, creating a colorful, gooey, juicy mess.
Having too large of an amount of Unicorn Poop can cause you to choke from its juicyness, size, and amazing rainbow colorness.
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"Ghlkjae-amah" Andrew mumbled. "What did he say?" asked Sam. "Oh, I don't know, he's obviously choking on unicorn poop." Kenny replied.
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"Ghlkjae-amah" Andrew mumbled. "What did he say?" asked Sam. "Oh, I don't know, he's obviously choking on unicorn poop." Kenny replied.
by Riotfish October 12, 2010
The obnoxiously cheerful and candy-coated updates friends post to social networks - all the time. Some use their unicorn poop to make you feel worse about a situation you previously posted by rubbing it in that they NEVER have any problems.
When you have relationship problems, they post Unicorn Poop: "I have the bestest boyfriend in the whole wide world :D He could never do anything wrong because he is so perfect! Nobody else could ever be as happy as me!!!"
Right after your car breaks down, they post Unicorn Poop: "I am SO loving my reliable new car!!! Thanks mom & dad for loving me enough to buy it for me!"
"I'm so irritated, every time I get on Facebook, the feed is covered in Unicorn Poop!"
Right after your car breaks down, they post Unicorn Poop: "I am SO loving my reliable new car!!! Thanks mom & dad for loving me enough to buy it for me!"
"I'm so irritated, every time I get on Facebook, the feed is covered in Unicorn Poop!"
by SilverScorpion November 09, 2011
Alex was stabbed so bad, on the head last night!!! You should've seen the large amount of unicorn poop that spewed out of his head.
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