Urban Dictionary: Poop Sex

The fine art of shitting into a condom and using it as a dildo.

Sally was laying on the bed, hunched over, begging for poopsex.

by PsyChoPatHiC P4t September 27, 2003

A ludicrous word used to derail a serious conversation.

Steve: "I really don't think your idea on <insert political topic here> is correct.
Notch: "We'll I think you're idea is ridiculous!"
Alex: "poopsex"

by loliswat November 12, 2020

A form of sex with lots of poo squished in there.

I dont like the feeling of poo sex. It feels like I just fucked a pile of shit.

by azuresheep August 13, 2003

When you are taking a dump that feels so good that you suddenly climax and ejaculate semen.

Nick was sitting on the toilet taking a usual crap before the game. This crap felt so good that he climaxed (like a woman) and had poopsex.

by HH Lake October 20, 2005

When one is having such a good crap that they ejaculate.

Nick was having such a good dump that it made him ejaculate. Therefore, he had poopsex.

by HH Lake October 20, 2005

Rubbing poop all over your body while having sex

by Jamss October 09, 2003

everyone's all wrong. Poop sex is when,usually gay men, but sometimes guy on girl have a bunch of ANAL sex. Dick in the ass type shit.

jim and tim had poop sex for 3 hours.

by Justin Heiden July 25, 2005