When you rub someone’s stomach while it is aching and a loaf of poop pops out unexpectedly. The Poop Genie is similar to a genie in a bottle it appears when you rub the abdomen, but the wishes that come with this genie are the ones you don’t want.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)